Monday, 13 October 2008

• Currently Listening 100th Window By Massive Attack see related

  Narutards!

  Narutard is by definition a blatant fan of the anime Naruto, usually within the 5-15 age group. They believe that Naruto is the 'best show ever', and refuse to admit otherwise. There are many types of narutards, including but not limited to: five year old Cartoon Network worshippers, high school freshmen, and 30 year old fat men living in their mothers' basements. Generally the most common type of narutard seen is the high school freshman. Their most commonly used phrases are "Naruto totally r0xXxorZ!!!" and "Naruto is teh best animeh evah!!!" They are even attracted by the characters : (Sample Dialogue #1) Narutard 1: ZOMG ZOMG IDNT ITACHI LIKE TEH ULTIMATE HOTTTTTTTTI????!!!!11 Narutard 2: NOT AS HAWT AS GAARA LIKE OMG I SO WANT TO RAPE HIM!!!!!11 Narutard 1 (male): Dude, dude Tsunade is pregnat wit mah babbeh. Narutard 2 (male): She is not dude, she says I'm the only one 4 her! You can identify them easily online: (Sample Dialogue #2) NaRuToSsJ5: I've been commenting all day, not slept or eaten Normal Person: Don't you have a life? Real friends? NaRuToSsJ5: Yeah! Of course! Normal Person: Who? NaRuToSsJ5: Naruto, Yondaime, loads mate, not Sasuke though that bastard! Normal Person: Narutard... NaRuToSsJ5: Naruto owns!!!11111 SaiyanNarutoXxXxxx7: ITACHI!!!11111 *fap* SSJKYUUBIKING+7: where is episode ##!111111 ffs!!!! Often they are spotted lurking in the hallways of school, throwing paper shuriken (ninja stars) at random passerby and screaming "Dethaxx no Jutsu!" They watch bootleg DVDs of Naruto in Japanese subtitles, which makes them think that they can automatically speak Japanese, when the only word they have paid attention to is 'baka'. They will run around in a frenzy screaming this word until they collapse because of their unhealthy diet of ramen and pocky. Usually narutards grow out of their phase within a year due to the extreme beatings they recieve from people who just can't stand them anymore. Another way to recognize them is by seeing them  running around wearing headbands with metal plates on them. Narutards often pretend to be ninjas even if their physique is well under par to perform such ninjesque moves. When one happens upon a narutard, it is best to keep a distance, as narutards are deluded, idiotic creatures, as demonstrated by their ability to believe that an loud anglo-saxon boy wearing a bright orange jumpsuit could pass as a ninja.  Severe cases of  narutards show their obsession with making hand signs and calling out attack phrases that he calls Jutsu. WARNING: Do not try to reason with narutards, as they will gang up on you and pelt you with paper throwing stars. While this is not harmful in the least, it is mildly irritating to the point where you could explode in a fit of rage and knock them all to the ground before they could say, "Believe it!"  These days, anyone can be a narutard, given the success of the series, and it is believed than %.00112454268 of the population in the world today is indeed a narutard. any anime club, organization and/or convention is guilty of narutardation (existing and fellow narutards) and narutardization (act of turning other people into narutards). You never now! You might be a narutard yourself! Con over and out

  • 6:27 PM
  • 984 Views
  • 74 eProps
  • 54 Comments